I'm Cool I Swear
gemmacorrell:

via tastefullyoffensive
gemmacorrell:

(via Four Eyes Comic Strip, July 09, 2014 on GoComics.com)
deadcuteboy:

☺ the pale blog you’ve been looking for ☺

deadcuteboy:

☺ the pale blog you’ve been looking for ☺

dj-nolife:

zackisontumblr:

Q&A ~ creeping on some people who reblog :)

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I love his voice so much I subbed purely for that reason.

beauxbatonsacademy:

what if you could enter your favorite tv show like in a virtual reality kind of way

and you had your own character, storyline, development, love interest, etc.

and you interacted with the other characters and everything was just like the real show

but then you could just be like ok time for dinner and log out and go eat pizza or something

notexactlyhim:

I love this the dog is like awkwardly wagging his tail like he’s happy but doesn’t really know what’s going on I love this so much

notexactlyhim:

I love this the dog is like awkwardly wagging his tail like he’s happy but doesn’t really know what’s going on I love this so much

newdisaster:

You know, Guardians of the Galaxy was not the first film I’ve watched in which Vin Diesel voiced a character that barely spoke and yet destroyed me with a single line of dialogue

need I remind you

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buttflick:

Were you guys aware that Pornhub has ACHIEVEMENTS? BECAUSE I WASN’T.

buttflick:

Were you guys aware that Pornhub has ACHIEVEMENTS? BECAUSE I WASN’T.

me peeing
me: shit son
me: sHIT
me: that water is barely yellow
me:
me:
me:
me:
me: i am hydrated as HELL

"To live would be an awfully big adventure."

lacigreen:

buzzfeed:

This dog was unable to gaze at his beloved cat due to some menacing potted plants, but true love won in the end.  

presh.

lukekenny:

The Sims 4 character creator is SMASHING

lukekenny:

The Sims 4 character creator is SMASHING

a-hard-days-write:

take it away penny

a-hard-days-write:

take it away penny