i am FULL of HATE and CEREAL
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
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THIS IS THE FUCKING PHONE THAT I LOST IN DECEMBER.
AFTER THE SNOW MELTED, I FOUND IT THIS MORNING FROZEN IN THE ICE.
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT THERE.
but does it work
nsfw = nice stuff for werewolves
when a post you made that you thought died starts getting posts again
this gets a note, ever so often. just enough to tick me off.
school nurse be like
Woo Woo keeps walking around the house whispering “I know.” But he won’t tell us what he knows…
All these “cuddle and play video games” date ideas are weak. We’re playing mario kart double dash, cuddling is a distraction. Im here to win
"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two