I'm Cool I Swear

nue:

life hack: can’t do homework if you don’t have a home. burn it down you piece of shit

What Scooby Doo REALLY taught us is that once you pull off the mask, the real villain is usually an old white man thing to steal everyone’s land or money.

princehomo:

do people actually go on dates or is that just on tv

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

kiranerys:

timekiller-s:

temorituri:

This cutie’s name is Protein! She’s 3 years old, has all of her shots, has been spayed, but her time is running out. Her owners are moving to Hawaii and if they can’t find a new home she’ll be put down by August 15th. I can’t have a cat where I’m moving but I would hate to see this poor cat be put down so if anyone in or around the Oklahoma City area is interested please message me!

Signal boost for the cute cat! Message.

help this baby

pizza-death:

Rihanna looks different

pizza-death:

Rihanna looks different

eirecrescent:

Aqua Aura is a power house of energy since it combines the wonderful properties of quartz and gold. It’s a great stone for increasing communication. It allows you to speak the truth and see the truth. Further, Aqua Aura is used to empower and enhance psychic abilities, healing and meditation. I plan on making some beautiful Aqua Aura necklaces and selling some of these points on my online etsy.com crystal shop called “Stone and Crescent.” (They will be up in a week or so!) #aquaaura #blue #crystals #pagan #witchcraft

eirecrescent:

Aqua Aura is a power house of energy since it combines the wonderful properties of quartz and gold. It’s a great stone for increasing communication. It allows you to speak the truth and see the truth. Further, Aqua Aura is used to empower and enhance psychic abilities, healing and meditation. I plan on making some beautiful Aqua Aura necklaces and selling some of these points on my online etsy.com crystal shop called “Stone and Crescent.” (They will be up in a week or so!) #aquaaura #blue #crystals #pagan #witchcraft

officialfrenchtoast:

not an overreaction

officialunitedstates:

 a man walks into a bar exam.  he is incredibly unprepared and fails to get his law degree

i was crying in art class today and this girl was all “why are you crying?” and i didnt really wanna answer and we sorta know each other so i was all “why arent YOU crying?” and then she looked at me and ACTUALLY sTARTED TO CRY  I just?? wAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT

crawford-kinney:

murdercityboulevard:

llamasong:

llamasong:

1990 was 23 years ago…. let that sink in

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fuck you all i thought it was funny

HAHHHAHAHA

My favourite thing is the implication that there was a widespread movement of kicking sinks out of their homes back in 1990.

mydogsnokes:

if u think i only followed u because ur hot u r absolutely right

czaritsa:

sebasstianvael:

“people who are sick don’t play video games all day”

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“If you really felt bad you wouldn’t be on the computer.”

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